Sometimes, someone else says the absolute most perfect thing in the absolute most perfect way. This is one of those times. Go read Hyperbole and a Half, aka Allie Brosh, on Depression. Do it now. (Bring tissues!) Come back when you're done.
It was FORLORN CORN! Forlorn corn, people. It's my new mantra/battle cry/code word.
I've been there; in fact, I go there fairly regularly. I understand, and now more people will, and that is indescribably awesome.
Thank you, Allie. There are no words.